I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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