Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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