I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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