I'm really into asian looking animals
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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