Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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