Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dear god my vagina.
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