I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm sobbing to NWA
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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