I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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