Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
How external is "for external use only"?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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