No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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