We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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