If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
