Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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