Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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