wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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