i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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