i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
