Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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