Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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