i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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