the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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