Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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