we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
