So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
