Whod you bang
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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