just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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