i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
