I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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