I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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