This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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