Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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