Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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