Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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