Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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