Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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