Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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