he wants to bone in the snuggie
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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