She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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