Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
