Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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