i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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