You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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