Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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