hotel room ftw
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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