im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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