Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize