I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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