I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
