Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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