Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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