We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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