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you win
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The adults are the big ones right?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
