i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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