I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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