okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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