So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i think i scared a bird with my dick
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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