i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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