He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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